Any door-to-door nitwit who stops to chat up my little ones will find him/herself explaining their reasons to the local cops. I'll let them decide if I can press charges or not. I guarantee the religiofreaks won't get away with it unchallenged.
We had a 'sweet little old lady' in our neighborhood in TX who would not quit stopping to chat up little kids. She was considered 'mostly harmless' but when parents complained to the authorities, the cops told her point black to knock it off. She once tried to get my kids to get in her car to go play with her new puppy. She offered kids a quarter if they could remember her name. She always claimed she just loved kids and would never hurt one.
She was finally arrested for slapping a little boy who ran up to her in the grocery store shouting her name...so much for her sweet love...
Here in Smallville we've had a dozen stranger assaults on kids, at the parks, at the high school pool, at the movie houses, in a grocery store, in the six years I've lived here. My son knows not to talk to strangers, and it's not paranoia that led to that, it's real life.
By and large, children are terrified of the Jaydub 'good news'. They deserve to be protected from it at all costs. Those women deserve whatever scorn, embarrassment, rage gets heaped on their idiot heads.